In the 2nd grade
Me: Shutup you're stupid
Classmate: Hey! I'm telling on you
His hand shoots up
Me: no wait stop
Me: no i'm sorry
Me: please come on dude
Me: pleeeeeeeaaase i'm sorry stop omg
Me nearly in tears: I'm so sorry please don't tell her i'm sorry
Teacher: Yes?
Classmate: Can i use the bathroom?
Classmate: *Turns and deviously smiles at me*
